Infernos Nightclub

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• sad sad sad

  no one there ( barstaff try to give you drinks that you think are free) but they are not when you dont pay they bring in the doormancrap place music is so crap any type of music if its the same thing gets boring ( but this club thinks its hip) it anit as i said only a few there when the website says there packed ( look at the pics on the website do you see more than 10 people in the pic) ...no you dont ..you see the dancefloor in the website page but no one on it!a bottle of beer it �£4.00 like eminem says ( THERE MUST BE A CIRCUS IN TOWN SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN)IF YOU ARE SAD AND WANT TO BE RIPPED OFF THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOUBETTER TAKE A LOT OF MONEY WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE SMASHED OUT OF YOUR HEAD TO ENJOY THIS PLACE THERE IS CHEESE AND CRAP AND THEY HAVE OLD 80S STARS TRYING TO BE DJS IN THERE O.M.G.ADVICE (AVOID AVOID AVOID) IF YOU DO GO THEN YOU ARE ONE SAD PERSON

  Starla
  Review Date: 05/09/2008 Report review
• Not for the sober

  OK, so this is a fairly standard nightclub. It is pretty big and is on two levels. It gets very busy on a saturday but is fairly quiet on a friday. Best to get there 12ish as any earlier it will be dead. Not the nicest club in the world and there are certainly many, many better places but is good fun if there are enough of you there. I think it was �£10 or �£15 to get in which is a lot considering what you are getting for your money! Drinks are probably slightly higher than average London prices, which can leave your wallet very light as this is not the place to be sober. Very popular with Clapham graduates newly moved to London.

  Ben_e_h
  Review Date: 02/09/2008 Report review
• Never again!

  I went here on a Friday night which was my first mistake…It was really expensive to get in and there was no queue so I asked the doorman whether it was going to get busy later on and he said it def would (I was very naïve and gullible!) There was literally only about 20 people in there for all the time I stayed there. The drinks were ridiculously priced. Then a bar lady came on the dance floor giving us what we genuinely thought were free shots then tried to charge us �£20 for them. When we refused to pay, four bouncers came over and “accompanied us” out (ie we got chucked out). We then walked down the road and got in to a free bar, which we stayed in for the rest of the night. The music was a lot better and it was packed out. we spent the rest of the night on the dance floor in there.I am usually happy to go to cheesy clubs but this was overpriced, empty and the management clearly wanted to test any scam they could to get money out of vulnerable and slightly tipsy young women!

  Xxplosive636
  Review Date: 07/08/2008 Report review
• gloryficus

  went there with my boyfriend and some mates too cheesy the only way you would like it there is if you was drunk or on drugssays a lot dont itthe place is droll. the dj has no talent at all!and i have been to better 70s and 80s night than this its a cheap wannabe nightclub

  Gloryficus
  Review Date: 01/08/2008 Report review
• Cheesy night

  OK, it's not as bad as the others make it out to be as long as you're fairly drunk when you get there and you're up for having a silly night. Let your hair down and it can be very enjoyable. It's not trying to be a trendy club so don't be a snob and expect it to be. Some of my better nights out have been in there. You do have to like cheesy music though but just get in there and dance! lol

  Lenalouise
  Review Date: 05/08/2007 Report review
• Infernos Night Out

  Infernos is one of those places where you go with a group of mates and have a good laugh. It is not somewhere you go on your own or in a group of three. It is located at the top of Clapham High Street and the nearest tube is Clapham Common. Cheese music on the top floor and dance type music on the bottom floor. What more could you want? Get drunk go there and have fun. Warning - do not go there sober.

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  Simon T.
  Review Date: 29/09/2006 Report review
• Cheesy townie haunt

  Infernos is the kind of place that you never WANT to go to, but invariably end up at on a boozy night in Clapham with a large group of friends. And indeed, this is the only time you would possibly have anything remotely resembling a good time there. Infernos is cheesy, catering to the lowest common denominator, the London equivalent of the "townies" of the North of England. Avoid at all costs, but if you do find yourself there, be sure to get drunk as quick as possible.

  Nikothefinn
  Review Date: 11/08/2006 Report review